Ever wonder what all the jargon in the privacy policy really means? Well to the worst of my knowledge.......

We use your private information as an asset, both for our internal business purposes and to sell to others. Our databases are open to any marketing company that wants to pay us for access. We call these companies "associates" or some other name that is intended to make you feel more comfortable about your sensitive personal and financial information being auctioned off to whomever will pay. If we collect your social security number, credit card numbers, banking information, or any other bit of data that may make a transaction take place more smoothly, you can bet we'll sell it at some point to dozens of comapanies around the world.

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Kibbles 'N' Bits 'N' Bits

You may think your great! But it isn't so.
Here is to people that make everyones lives a little easier. You know the ones...Landlords, lets start with Landlords that let you get a couple of months late on rent because you can't find a job. That doesn't happen often....but it does! Usually landlords will give the ol' eviction notice(posted on your door..usually not in person) if your a week late. Like there isn't a fire under our ass already!!
Then there's the people that put into there own communities rather than sending it to somewhere no one has heard of..I mean, sure World Hunger sucks, but turning a blind eye to the person just down the road with kids that can't go on a field trip due to lack of lack of money....Need I say more? Besides, the smarter ones already know that the money you give away to the churches for the poor person in Tim-Buk-Too barely even sees a KIBBLE (dog treat). Sure some of that money may get there, but not near what is given. Look into it one day!
Money sent to your own community, like schools, ensures that the poorer family's child will get to take part. Anyways, there's thanks from me in there.
Though there is many more,I must also include the poor people, I mean the people that can't imagine owning a house. For the most part, these are the people that give the most....Even though they can't afford to do it...you know who you are. Nope....You are not getting a pat on the back if you did a good deed and you can more than afford it. NOPE, You got yours with the landlord part!! This is to the people that plain old can't afford....The ones with empty fridges, that only go out once a month or less and feel guilty because all they can tip is 10 percent. The people that do the dirty work for next to nothing to make someone else happy, but just lost there power because they can't afford.
I think it's sad that most "well off" people give less than "not so well off" people (or just plain fucking poor). I know many people, more than I need...The fact is, you need to do something for the people that can afford to give, but nothing for the ones that actually DO give.
Agree or don't....But my dog loves me and his kibble more!

Jazagods Tiny StarShip

Stuff About Nothing

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Stuff about nothing Is inteneded to be a place where All Sorts of Ideas and Stuff can just get thrown around and checked out. Some of the Art or Writings may contain some profanity, and/ or sexual content, athough nothing way out of hand.

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Flat Tires Suck

Don't you hate it when the person closest to you, or next to you seems to have all the fortune?
I mean, when you wish the best for someone and apparently a million other people did or do too!?!
Then when all 1,000,001 people get their wish, your stuck looking stoopid and wanting your wish back!
Well I suppose that's 'selfishness', and if you really are human....Like I doubt, then you would totally know what I mean!

Then out of nowhere, fortunately the jealousy wears off and you realize that the other million people don't exist in your world (maybie only a 100) and you realize more, your at least a little more important than the rest.
Amidst all these things are the stresses that go along with .....well my life. You know the ones! I doubt I need to go over them.

All of the worst Forgotten....well mostly..you pick up a phone so you can blame....or just get it out, or why ever. Maybie just to touch technology.

I call them Brain Farts;

Yip...Seems our longdistance (yes all one word this time) is a bill all on it's own! I have lived in several provinces and never heard of that.....A phone bill is a phone bill right?

Wrong. Seems in the MerryTimes their still trying to work that billing system together. Wait. OMFG (OH MY FUCKING GAWD)


I got it....Combine them.....I could be a Millionair just with the thought!

Seems they can combine Digital Cable TV, High Speed Internet and telephone all on one bill, but they havn't quite figured out how to add long distance to that same bill.

Pay me the money baby! I got a solution.

save confusion, ink and paper...(this is the tricky part)....and include it in one envelope!

I know what a hassle for the corporate guys, but I thought of it so I say FUCKEM!

So give me a call....It's 6 your time, 11 mine...Monday night. Cheers

CouldaBinARichJayHadIThoughtAboutAnEnvelopeGod!!

What was I talking about?

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Over here is some art Stuff, and pictures I thought I should throw in for the hell of it!

Some Drawings And Photos

These are explicit photos of Tattoos that are really amazing! If nudity offends you don't click this link

Explicit Tattoos

Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children

I sat around and wondered where to put this little puppy.
I am a freak when it comes to RPG's, how could it take so long to add this???....Slap me....I like it!!
If you ever played Final Fantasy 7, then this is for you, check out the link, then do whatever you can to watch this beautiful DVD flick. WOW ....
Way to go Square or whatever......Click it QUICK

Too GOOD, I should know, I hang with Barrets second cousin, tripple distant, (one of the less fortunate third of the XIII's) less fortunate gamer pals!!

Test Your Hacking Skills

This is a fun hacking puzzler that is bound to stump you before long. How far can you make it?

Not So Common XP Errors....

000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything

001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly

002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)

003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?

004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error

005 - Long File Name Error; Disk Erased to Make Room for Filename

006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash

007 - Future Error Encountered; Please Load Pervice Pack 3 for Error to Continue

008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy

009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors

00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered

00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement

00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time

00D - User Error; Idiot Not Found

00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize

00F - Reserved for Future Coding Errors

010 - Virus Error - Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead

011 - Yahoo deleted; You Must Use MSN

012 - Cash Underflow - Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated

013 - Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down

014 - User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue

015 - Error Message Deleted

016 - Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error

017 - Multitasking Attempted; System Confused

018 - Network Error - Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations

019 - Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue

01A - Insult Detected -- Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted

01B - Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted

01C - Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

01D - Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota

01E - Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here

01F - Error In Progress; Please Wait....

020 - Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember

021 - Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error

022 - Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything
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